Going to the gym at this odd hour didn't 'work out' for me.
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Abheek Kakkar
Homo Cannot Erectus
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Adham T. Fusama
I never knew an enemy to puns who was not an ill-natured man.
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Charles Lamb
Of puns it has been said that those most dislike who are least able to utter them.
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Edgar Allan Poe
He that would pun would pick a pocket.
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Alexander Pope
More Quotes By Alexander Pope
If I am right, Thy grace impart Still in the right to stay; If I am wrong, O, teach my heart To find that better way!
Nature and Nature's laws lay hid in night: God said, Let Newton be! and all was light.
A man should never be ashamed to own that he has been in the wrong, which is but saying in other words that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Hope springs eternal in the human breast; Man never Is, but always To be blest. The soul, uneasy, and confin'd from home, Rests and expatiates in a life to come.
